I throw a knuckle ball!
I climbed to the top of a really big mountain!
I won the Cy Young!
I'm really shiny!
I have a baseball! I'm gonna give it to you right now!
I have a mullet!
I play for the Mets!...................yeah, I play for the Mets.
Darn it. I was so amped up about my life 'til I remembered where I play.